When the sun heats up there on the beach …..

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By association of ideas, as beach and sun inevitably tend to go together, it is now the turn of my heliophobia (sun fear). I hate sun and tanning. The only two people that my mind allows to have tanned skin are Farrah Fawcett, without whose flowing blonde mane and flawless white teeth the world would have been quite duller and, of course, Julio Iglesias, because an alabaster-like limp hand sticking out of a navy blue jacket is not only disgusting, but it must also contravene some law. Besides, I suspect that poor thing (Julio) suffers from the opposite phobia: he is a tanorexic (tanning dependence). As things are, even though it should rain cats and dogs, I never go out without first covering myself in UV-protecting cream with a 100…
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