Eenie, meenie, miney, mo: jail, convent or rest home?

Eenie, meenie, miney, mo: jail, convent or rest home?

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A recurrent idea often comes into my mind. When l am very stressed -almost every single day-, I feel an urgent need to go to jail or be enclosed in a convent or admitted to a rest home. To be put in prison I have to commit a serious crime. I have downloaded a list from the Internet, crimes punishable by imprisonment in Spain. I like none. I don’t have a criminal soul. Some of them horrify me. The only idea that comes to my mind is robbing a bank (with a toy gun) wearing the same clothes I am wearing in my Facebook profile picture. I will be recorded by the bank's security camera system and the cops will arrest me easily. Once in jail, with my eReader, I…
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